kellaroot
I love cookies, crafts, cooking, Hello Kitty, the Internet, karaoke and especially cats.
Present: Marketing at Outbrain
Past: Founding editor of Urlesque
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I also have a blog for my cats
You can e-mail me at kellaroot at gmail dot com.
‘Hanks for Nothing’: Urlesque and Jason Newman busted out a genius faux-beef rap between Chet Haze and his pops, Tom Hanks.
Your life’s a Money Pit, maybe it’s time to refurnish
Our battle making Charlie Wilson’s War look like a minor skirmish
Now I’m stuck in Evanston, writin’ rhymes that’s crazy phat
And no one saw The Great Buck Howard, your other son couldn’t save that
Yeah, I chopped it up with Colin
He Knows You’re Alone
Tell everybody ‘bout That Thing You Do when we were at home
You make me pay my own tuition? They should put you away
Get on the Road to Perdition so your ass is Cast AwayOh the perils of famous parents.
Urlbot Jason Newman, ladies and gentlemen. SRSLY watch this. He raps.
Hello. Here is a great rap about the Mets.
“Loungin’ in the Pepsi Porch… Lookin’ to my left, it’s my man Mr. Met. WHAT”
