kellaroot

Hi. My name is Kelly Reeves.

I love cookies, crafts, cooking, Hello Kitty, the Internet, karaoke and especially cats.

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maura:

MillerCoors agreed to stop selling Sparks, a caffeinated alcohol drink, as part of an agreement Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan announced Thursday.

RIP Sparks. You fueled many a fun night a few years ago.

  1. kimchee reblogged this from unicornfandancing and added:
    There will be glitter juice, just not sure how glittery it will be w/o the caffeine....
  2. vitalinds reblogged this from unicornfandancing and added:
    How come I have never heard of this? It sounds tasty and now I will never get any? Although this would probably kill me...
  3. angbang reblogged this from spotless and added:
    oh my gosh. where can i buy sparks in bulk?
  4. thisshouldbeit reblogged this from kellyreeves and added:
    I never drank it but I know people who did.
  5. sciencevsromance reblogged this from maura and added:
    maura, in response to the announcement that...Madigan. Time to start stockpiling. Fill up...
  6. dontsprainyourvagina reblogged this from kellyreeves and added:
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  7. sarahcjohnson reblogged this from raptoravatar and added:
    Sales of Sparks will be highest south of downtown because of the collective hipster logic that Vons Hollywood will be...
  8. spotless reblogged this from clntsrnsn and added:
    what the hell is ang going to drink then??
  9. justkatrin reblogged this from bessikins
  10. bessikins reblogged this from xoxob and added:
    Sparx is derishus the way that ass is derishus, not at all. If I need an energy pick me up I’d prefer vodka and...
  11. xoxob reblogged this from bessikins and added:
    Bess is insane. Sparks is dericious.
  12. bessikins reblogged this from xoxob and added:
    This is not a Fail, it’s a Win, Sparx is disgusting.
  13. johncdutcher reblogged this from stalk and added:
    saw this coming, i heard another company was gonna make a similar product though. and theres also Drank( the...
  14. ladynasty reblogged this from maura and added:
    NO I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS
  15. sector19 reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    By “most reblogged” I think you mean “most devisive”. Unlike Obama v McCain, I feel like there’s really no middle ground...
  16. iseebi reblogged this from bthny and added:
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  17. sector19 reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:
    Clearly I’ll have to miss the meet up tonight because I’ll be out scaving the entire Capital Wasteland area for any and...
  18. bthny reblogged this from stalk
  19. muhhself reblogged this from jennifur85 and added:
    This is a dark, dark day…
  20. americaneyes reblogged this from maura and added:
    not soon enough, i feel! not because...the kiddies, but because it’s fucking disgusting....
  21. theitis reblogged this from maura and added:
    As if impending unemployment weren’t bad enough.
  22. abbyroad reblogged this from unicornfandancing
  23. stalk reblogged this from unicornfandancing
  24. unicornfandancing reblogged this from jennifur85 and added:
    NO MORE GLITTER JUICE? WHAT THE FUCK WORLD?
  25. xoxob reblogged this from thelonglistofthingsthatsuck and added:
    Fail, Miller Coors, Fail.
  26. jennifur85 reblogged this from maura and added:
    I feel like I just read my own obituary.
  27. thelonglistofthingsthatsuck reblogged this from interweber
  28. bg5000 reblogged this from maura and added:
    me has died today.
  29. interweber reblogged this from kellyreeves and added:
    MillerCoors agreed to stop selling Sparks,...caffeinated alcohol drink, as part of an...
  30. kellyreeves reblogged this from maura and added:
    RIP Sparks. You fueled many...fun night a few years ago.
  31. raptoravatar reblogged this from maura and added:
    Fuck this noise. First Barry betrays us by choosing the antigay douchebag...invocation,...
  32. kiamatthews reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    Erik! We have to buy up all the Sparks in the Washington Metro Area and I am not effing kidding. Look, MillerCoors,...
  33. year36 reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
  34. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from maura and added:
    shut down the non-fratty sections...Athens, GA I’m pretty sure…
  35. whatthehale reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    Sarcasm noted, I really like Sparks … and its sugar/energy drink induced high! Double dang. ***EDIT: Sorry THEmattsmith...
  36. themattsmith reblogged this from maura and added:
    get in early on what is sure to be the most reblogged story
  37. abbyjean reblogged this from maura and added:
    alternative title: “Hipsterpocalypse!!!”
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