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wow. this is my fave, from #106 ‘The SIde Hug:’
“That’s why Christians the world over have pioneered the “side hug.” In the side hug there’s no risk of two crotches touching. Instead of face to face, you go side to side, putting your arm around the person and your hip against their’s. Still having a hard time mastering it? Pretend you’re taking a photo and you’re both looking at the camera together. The side hug, or A frame as it is also called, is safe for the whole family, friendly and above all holy. I don’t know the exact scripture reference but try the book of Psalms.”
Hug:’ “That’s...Yes! Hahaha…I saw this site the other day, and the Side Hug entry cracked...