kellaroot

Feb 03

Servicey. (follow Bachelor Ben on instagram & foursquare y’all)

Servicey. (follow Bachelor Ben on instagram & foursquare y’all)

Feb 01

facesofrejectedbachelorettes:

EPISODE 5 BONUS PIC: “Ocean, will you accept this rose?”

facesofrejectedbachelorettes:

EPISODE 5 BONUS PIC: “Ocean, will you accept this rose?”

Jan 27

catversushuman:

Hi! All the items in the CvsH shop are 25% off ‘til February 15. The discount code is LITTLEPAWS.

I love this and I’m about 2 seconds away from buying everything in CvsH’s tee (and tote) shop!

catversushuman:

Hi! All the items in the CvsH shop are 25% off ‘til February 15. The discount code is LITTLEPAWS.

I love this and I’m about 2 seconds away from buying everything in CvsH’s tee (and tote) shop!

“If the Patriots lose the Super Bowl in overtime after Eli Manning lodges a touchdown pass in Victor Cruz’s facemask and Bill is institutionalized, I am totally lobbying for Courtney to take over Grantland. Matter of fact, how old do you have to be to run for President? I would vote for her in a heartbeat.” —

Reality Fantasy League Scorecard: Sammi Returns, Thirsty for Weave-Yanking Vengeance - Hollywood Prospectus Blog - Grantland 

Everything about this Courtney rant

Jan 26

[video]

Jan 25

“If you’re a true Bachelor fanatic — and let’s be real here, you are, and you’re rightfully ashamed of that fact, except you’re not, the show is amazing — there’s a pretty good chance you’re already acquainted with the sublime Tumblr Forever Alone: Faces of Rejected Bachelorettes, the Internet’s leading repository of screenshots of the rose-bereft. If not, you owe it to yourself to spend a few minutes scrolling down its seemingly bottomless gallery of abject misery, which preserves for all time the worst moments of some misguided, love-craving twentysomethings’ lives, at least until they suffer an actual tragedy away from TV cameras, an open bar, and a rented mansion populated by homicidal sorority sisters.”
(via The Agony and Ecstasy of the Rejected Bachelorettes - Hollywood Prospectus Blog - Grantland)

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!!!*  
(*To be read in a voice that very well sounds like I’m a contestant on the show)

“If you’re a true Bachelor fanatic — and let’s be real here, you are, and you’re rightfully ashamed of that fact, except you’re not, the show is amazing — there’s a pretty good chance you’re already acquainted with the sublime Tumblr Forever Alone: Faces of Rejected Bachelorettes, the Internet’s leading repository of screenshots of the rose-bereft. If not, you owe it to yourself to spend a few minutes scrolling down its seemingly bottomless gallery of abject misery, which preserves for all time the worst moments of some misguided, love-craving twentysomethings’ lives, at least until they suffer an actual tragedy away from TV cameras, an open bar, and a rented mansion populated by homicidal sorority sisters.”

(via The Agony and Ecstasy of the Rejected Bachelorettes - Hollywood Prospectus Blog - Grantland)

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!!!*  

(*To be read in a voice that very well sounds like I’m a contestant on the show)

Jan 22

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

i swear i have a neck.

i swear i have a neck.

(Source: interweber)

Jan 18

[video]